My eldest daughter was getting excited about the approach of Valentine's Day, and I was searching my brain last night for some apt way I might express my love for her on this occasion. I asked myself what was a bond we shared and the answer came up quick: I have played a lot of Nintendo games for her spectator benefit. Surely there must be some old Super Mario Bros. valentines I could print out and customize for her! I went to Google Images to see what I could find, and decided that you, O anonymous Internet audience, might enjoy the curated report:
they have a way of adultifying something (NSFW) that was never intended to depart the realm of innocence.